Category Archives: Humor

Shamelessly reposted from the RNS team.

Dear Son, I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so … Continue reading →

I  apologize ahead of time to any blonde readers that I may have: A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to the gun shop and buys a handgun. The … Continue reading →

Have you ever looked up from your phone and been a little lost.  This gentleman had a bit of a start.   He may have need a change of skivvies too.

I guess I need to be careful about who I teach.

Pest Control A woman was having a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a pest-control company.. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. ‘Quick,’ said the woman to the lover, … Continue reading →

Confession An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We … Continue reading →

Donation Father O’Malley answers the phone. ‘Hello, is this Father O’Malley?’ ‘It is!’ ‘This is the Internal Revenue Service . Can you help us?’ ‘I can!’ ‘Do you know a Ted Houlihan?’ ‘I do!’ ‘Is he a member of your … Continue reading →