“Aloha snackbar, to all fundamentalist Islamoretard heathen followers of a lunatic pedophile psychopath (piss be upon him).
You moon-rock worshipping, misogynistic, homoerotic, murderousley-intolerant, savagely ignorant, bereft of common-sense, lacking basic human decency, and deprived of alcohol-humor-fun clueless dumbasses… I WISH YOU ALL ETERNAL PEACE (your version of peace, that is).
Sadly I ran out of time and ammunition to accomplish this for as many of you as I had hoped, but there are still very many more fine young men and women perfectly ready, willing, and able to continue bringing you PEACE until you reach an understanding of modern civilized behavior.
Until that time arrives, however, pucker up buttercup!”
