Things you learn in Texas

Staying with the Texas theme…..

1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas .

3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas, plus a couple no one’s seen before.

4. If it grows, it’ll stick ya. If it crawls, it’ll bite cha.

5. ‘Onced’ and ‘Twiced’ are words.

6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!

7. ‘Jawl-P?’ means ‘Did ya’ll go to the bathroom?’

8. People actually grow and eat okra.

9. ‘Fixinto’ is one word.

10. There is no such thing as ‘dinner’. There is breakfast, lunch and supper.

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